Hell, No

Summary: A series of drabbles written to the prompt rarepair + hell, no.
Characters: multiple
Codes: multiple
Disclaimer: Paramount/CBS own all rights to the Star Trek universe and its characters, which I am borrowing without permission or intent to profit.
Notes: Guess the characters and pairings ... or skip to the cheat sheet.
Rated K
Nine: God Mode
“So they can alter their form into anything they like.”
“Naturally.”
“And create entire species designed to worship them.”
“I’m living proof.”
“Ah, but can they alter the nature of the known universe?”
“They’re gods. They can do anything.”
“Oh, hell no! I’m closer to a god than those piles of goo.”
“Because you can click your fingers and appear halfway across the room? Please. Federation transporters can do that.”
“Well, Federation officers can be gods too, it seems.”
“Captain Sisko might throw a mean punch, but he’s not a god.”
“You just had to bring that up, didn’t you?”