Hell, No
Summary: A series of drabbles written to the prompt rarepair + hell, no.
Characters: multiple
Codes: multiple
Disclaimer: Paramount/CBS own all rights to the Star Trek universe and its characters, which I am borrowing without permission or intent to profit.
Notes: Guess the characters and pairings ... or skip to the cheat sheet.
Rated K
Three: Badlands and Good Guys
The ship wove through plasma storms like a Cardassian vole through the conduits of Terok Nor.
“Shoot him down,” shouted the commander of the pursuing vessel. “That ship is a bucket of rust and bolts!”
Disruptor beams arced through space.
Inside the rustbucket, the pilot’s fingers flew over the helm and his ship soared starboard. The disruptors impacted plasma streams and flared brightly, blinding the pursuers.
“Hell, no,” the pilot crowed, accelerating, evading. “No luck for the Fourth Order today.”
The other vessel’s commander hissed in impotent fury, then settled back in his chair.
Reckoning day would have to wait.