Hell, No
Summary: A series of drabbles written to the prompt rarepair + hell, no.
Characters: multiple
Codes: multiple
Disclaimer: Paramount/CBS own all rights to the Star Trek universe and its characters, which I am borrowing without permission or intent to profit.
Notes: Guess the characters and pairings ... or skip to the cheat sheet.
Rated K
One: There's No Profit in Mushrooms
“I’ll give you three strips of gold-pressed latinum for it.”
“It’s not for sale.”
“Everything is for sale for the right price. What do you want?”
“I want you to get your beady eyes off my antique communicator and leave me alone. Wait – get me a drink first. More of that kanar.”
“No accounting for taste. You want some tojal with it?”
“Hell, no. But I’ll take some more of your stuffed mushrooms.”
“You really like those things.”
“They remind me of better days. What do I owe you?”
“It’s on the house.”
“Why?”
“I miss the better days, too.”